Pokemon Boy: "I may be filled with hot air but I don't think I can float."
Lil'Bro: "It just doesn't make sense..."
Me: "What doesn't make sense?"
Lil'Bro: "She [16 yr old instructor] is taller than Miss Suzanne [the instructor's mom]. But she [the mom] is so much older!"
Pokemon Boy: [after viewing my highschool senior portrait] "You looked way better then."