Dear [every restaurant that facilitates online delivery],
I love you.
I love you with every lazy fiber in my soft doughy body. My sand-blasted sinuses thank you. My gray, pasty, mouth-breathing face thanks you. My vice-gripped forehead thanks you. But most of all, my hungry boys thank you.
Yours forever,
The Chick That Just Ordered Two Pizzas
4 comments:
Thanks, Lynette, I will now not be happy until I shove pizza into my face. Home Slice, here I come!!
Also: I hope you feel better!
Mmmmmm...Home Slice. Wish they'd open one up here.
You crack me up, as usual. Ate pizza three of the past five days, so I feel pretty connected with the delivery folks here in our new town!
Imo's in St. Louis. If you ever come here, stop by and we'll order in, ok?
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